Strange things in the mail

I have been doing most of my gift, baby, and even fabric shopping online as of late.  So lots of packages have arrived and sometimes I am a little surprised to see what is in them-which means I have either been doing too much online shopping or pregnancy has zapped my brain cells and I am losing my memory. Last week there was a big envelope in the mailbox I didn't recognize.  And no wonder! This is what it contained:

 

I know I never ordered a calendar with Nate and I on it.  But we did buy a new car about a month ago. The Malibu just became too high maintenance for us and Nate didn't want me driving it because he was sure I would get stranded somewhere.  Probably true, I was picking him up all sorts of places where he was stranded.  Anyway, after we did all the paperwork, and were ready to go, the salesmen took our picture in front of the car.  I am smiling because I am obedient and was told to.  Nate and his rebellious nature looks as if he just spent a few hours in a car dealership and just wants to go.  We both really like the car, but could have lived without being on a calendar.